The Big Ass Book Of Jokes

The Big Ass Book Of Jokes

  • Publish Date: 2009-04-01
  • Binding: Paperback
Brand: Ulysses Press
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Don’t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? In The Big Ass Book of Jokes, there’s a joke to tell every day about everything—from midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians.

Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

They don’t have time.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.

The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage.
“That’s holy water from Rome,” says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, “This smells more like whisky.”

“Isn’t that amazing,” says Collin. “Another miracle!”

A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself.

The blonde shouts at him, “Shut up! You’re next!”

A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. “That’s a very smart dog,” says the man.

“He’s not so cleaver,” says one of the players. “Every time he gets

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