My Middle-Aged Baby Book: A Record Of Milestones, Millstones & Gallstones

My Middle-Aged Baby Book: A Record Of Milestones, Millstones & Gallstones

  • Publish Date: 1995-01-06
  • Binding: Hardcover
  • Author: Mary-Lou Weisman
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Workman Publishing Company
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Congratulations, you middle-aged baby. Look what you've grown-baggy arms and knee flaps! And is that a new tooth-or just a lovely cap? And what month did the new hair come in across your ears? A tongue-in-cheek celebration of middle age in the form of a traditional fill-in baby book, my middle-aged baby book is a perfect keepsake for both women ( Is it hot in here or is it just me? ) and men ( remember, it's prostate, not prostrate ). It's an irreverent take on the shared symptoms of growing older. Beginning with vital statistics (car phone number, cholesterol count), it provides a permanent place to record memorable Firsts--first liver spot, first espousal of conservative opinions-and a place to remember favorite toys such as the Jeep, rowing machine, and the big screen TV with VCR. There's a middle-aged baby's Horoscope, Favorite Nursery Rhymes, and The Seven Stages on Men's Hair Loss. Thoughtfully printed on anti-glare paper, in large, easy-to-read type, the book is illustrated throughout in full color. Paper over board, Full-color illustration throughout, 96 pages, 8 x 8 .

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