The Complete How To Speak Southern

The Complete How To Speak Southern

  • Publish Date: 2006-04-25
  • Binding: Hardcover
  • Author: Steve Mitchell
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The laugh sensation that swept the nation, How to Speak Southern and More How to Speak Southern, is now collected in one completeand completely hilariousvolume. Embraced by Southerners everywhere and dedicated to all Yankees in the hope that it will teach them to talk right, this uproarious book decodes Suthun wit and wisdom for Nawthun upstarts everywhere. From aig (a breakfast food that may be fried, scrambled, boiled, or poached) to zackly (as in precisely), heres just a sampling of what youll find inside:

ATTAIR: Contraction used to indicate the specific item desired. Pass me attair gravy, please.
EVERWHICHAWAYS: To be scattered in all directions. You should have been there when the train hit that chicken truck. Them chickens flew everwhichaways.
YONTNY: Do you want any. Yontny more corn bread?

Funny as well as informative, this laugh-out-loud dictionary will keep you laughing and learningno matter where you fall on the Mason-Dixon Line!

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