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Venola Mae Cutright has spent most of the summer writing letters, and she never gives up, whether she's begging for a job, nitpicking with a friend, or straightening out a flea company. Venola is serious. And when she's serious, she's seriously funny!
Ultra Underwater Flea Circus People P.O. Box 2000, Destin Florida
Dear Flea People's Bosses
Enclosed is a Tupperware bowl of wet black specs. Please have your doctors analyze these in your oratories and see if there is something wrong with my water. I followed your directions to a tee...
Venola Mae Cutright
P.S. I don't need any more magic rocks, but I never did receive the circus tent full of tiny elephant and bears and giraffes that the underwater fleas are riding in your advertisement.